Insecurity and Ozness: The Story of Me

This is mostly a humor blog, also mostly a reblog blog :) I love Wicked more than is entirely healthy (book and musical), I love Supernatural, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Merlin, ATLA, and so many more. Also, I am entirely obsessed with languages. E nanea i ku‘u mau mana‘o!

actuallygrey:

Fan is friend.

actuallygrey:

Fan is friend.

weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

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findingallah:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

I’m definitely trying this

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snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

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deancasotp:

propinquitous:

who picked this stock photo.

deancasotp:

propinquitous:

who picked this stock photo.

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mediamattersforamerica:

How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning. 

good fucking god I’m gonna puke out my ass

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moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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galaxyreptiles:

hyacynthus:

adorablesnakes:

snake-lovers:

Dasypeltis sp.

Snakes are weirdos in the best possible way.

They actually break the egg using hypapophyses on the ventral side of their vertebral column - spines that stick out of the belly-side as seen in the photos below:

For more photos and videos of these wonderful snakes doing their derpy egg-cracking wriggle, I refer you to this excellent blog post here!

(Photos from Google Images)

Galaxy Reptiles is pleased to share thie with you.

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Idina Menzel - Elsa has sex for the first time

dengarde:

I was collecting the voice files from Disney Infinity when I noticed that Elsa’s are arranged and performed in a rather…amusing way.

Performed by Idina Menzel herself

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